watching porn
while you're horny: YOOOOOO
after you cum: ew

jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time

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akwhard:

does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?

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"I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed."

Benioff, David. City of Thieves. (via wordsnquotes)

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